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Davesprite ([personal profile] featheryasshole) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2011-05-06 12:55 am
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STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE




TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT



★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)
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survivethesiren: ([normal] we make a good team)

[personal profile] survivethesiren 2011-05-05 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
haha you can't read this.
survivethesiren: ([normal] don't really need those)

[personal profile] survivethesiren 2011-05-05 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Weirdo. What is with your tattoos?
Edited 2011-05-05 22:18 (UTC)
survivethesiren: ([emotion] amusement)

[personal profile] survivethesiren 2011-05-05 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
If you don't write 'Gem, stop', I'm ttyl getting a spray bottle.

[identity profile] illiterage.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ WHAT ARE ALL THESE WORDS ]
survivethesiren: (Default)

[personal profile] survivethesiren 2011-05-05 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, you're going to be so wet in the morning.

[identity profile] illiterage.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He doesn't even have to be literate to sense an incredibly well splaced double entendre there. ]
survivethesiren: ([normal] look down a bit of color)

[personal profile] survivethesiren 2011-05-05 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[AND GEM WINS.

FINALLY.]

[identity profile] seems-legit.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
someone told me that i can text an elf at this number

i didn't ask but...like if you are an elf

santa's workshop or lord of the rings?

[identity profile] seems-legit.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
so you are an elf?

oh, man, just meant like...are you a tiny midgit elf who builds things or like...all tall and graceful and magic and shit?



wait, is that racist?

[identity profile] seems-legit.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
oh man, sorry

i uh, no offense elf dude



or lady....elf...chick

don't judge based on height or...relative magicy...ness.




we coo?

[identity profile] illiterage.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
i dont what

[ THOSE ARE WORDS, RIGHT? ]

that icon needs to be put into IC use

[identity profile] illiterage.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ TWO WORDS HE CAN ACTUALLY READ ]

hairthatglows: (srs conversation with srs pascal)

just before she drags him off to do something ridiculous.

[personal profile] hairthatglows 2011-05-06 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
its rapun zel

i juts wanetd you to konw tghat you are cool. nad glowy.

"How DID we end up at the fainting goat farm?"

[identity profile] illiterage.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
rapun zel?

[ if he repeats that, it'll make sense ]
hairthatglows: (tell that to my frying pan)

"Nevermind that, just look at how cute they are!"

[personal profile] hairthatglows 2011-05-06 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
rapunzel. me. wtih the hair.

"THEY'RE CURSED!"

[identity profile] illiterage.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ Word limit exceeded. Shutting down. ]

...

"BY MAGIC! BLOOD MAGIC" 1/2

[identity profile] illiterage.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
....

2/2

[identity profile] illiterage.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
:D

[ you will not speak of this ]
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