STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

it's 3 a.m.

[a_perfect_end]

guess how i got this number

he entered and sent this face down in bed without looking at the phone

[theuserabides]

no

callin' like a collector~

[a_perfect_end]

we're sorry alex answeres must b in the form of a question

[theuserabides]

What is Clu had better have a good explanation for this when he sobers up Alex?

[a_perfect_end]

i just offred to give you that though

screw the rules, i have money

or

anyway i have. had. have. like four of these and some left are the bestever thing

would you like one

[theuserabides]

Your pronouns lack referees

[theuserabides]

*referents

[a_perfect_end]

pronouns ARE referee

REFERENTS. def. 3. you know that. i know you know that.

seriously this blue is.

kingfisher. like.

romulan. ale.

you sure you don't want?

[theuserabides]

Give gem her disc back

[a_perfect_end]

gave her a call.

trying to figure out where she is :3

[theuserabides]

Wait new plan. Give ME her disc because I don't trust that smiley

[a_perfect_end]

[...SCORE. This night just keeps getting better and better. Even with the ataxia.]

Let's clarify.

You want me.

To come see u.

[Tron's gonna be so pissed. :D]

[theuserabides]

You can fish the stereo out of the pool while you're here

I'll send Tron if you don't stop screwing around

[a_perfect_end]

chill out

i already got you a. well.

you should visit your roof more often <3

on my way. fast.

[theuserabides]

Hurry up I want to get some sleep