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Davesprite ([personal profile] featheryasshole) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2011-05-06 12:55 am
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STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE




TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT



★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)
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[identity profile] theniputitback.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Edited 2011-05-05 22:18 (UTC)
heygotaminute: (Looking awesome.)

[personal profile] heygotaminute 2011-05-05 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
have stolen your pants.

hidden in zone 6. somewhere. good luck :-D
heygotaminute: (Not pleased.)

[personal profile] heygotaminute 2011-05-05 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
...i can't go out without my hood i'm not decent!
heygotaminute: (Default)

[personal profile] heygotaminute 2011-05-05 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
they're in zone 6! i am not

[identity profile] seems-legit.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
parleer parker paerkr

I got it wheres the car? get the car rtfn

[identity profile] seems-legit.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
OKAY OKAY corner of...wait wait

can you have corners on a cylindrical orbital construct? shouldn't the addresses run in a theee pointcoordinnit system?

is this the saem park with the churros?

[identity profile] theniputitback.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ cylindrical what. three point what. these are all big words.]


[identity profile] seems-legit.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
parker wait wait you jus tdrove past

[identity profile] seems-legit.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
PAERKER DONT READ TEXTS WHILE DRIVNG

Wait, I had a better idea.

[identity profile] savor-last-shot.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
sheaprd.

shepard i love you.

I am horrible.

[identity profile] savor-last-shot.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, shepard. I know.

even when he thinks it's Shep, he still facepalms at Parker.

[identity profile] theniputitback.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 12:02 am (UTC)(link)

yep.

[identity profile] savor-last-shot.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
is parker there?

say hi to parker for me.

[identity profile] cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
parker, if you took it i want it back

don't make me shoot you

[identity profile] cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
that was easy




wait, what'd i do?
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