STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

whoops needs more typos

[gottakilldaves]

yoiu fuirst you fucking prick
the hjell does that even mean
go suck a fuck???

[featheryasshole]

itsa movie referernec moron
abiut time travel
youi know how much time tracld i had to do to fic things
a fucking lot id what
and then you just show up and ruin it all
thx for that
die in a fitre or somethings

[gottakilldaves]

time traveb is stipid and dumb and fake
i didnt ruiu nbsit
ruin shit
that

so yeah fuck yoy i do what i wnat
gfo diw in youyr own freakish mutant fire for freakish mutans with dumb feathers

[featheryasshole]

im not amutant idiot
and time travel is reald or ai wouldnt be here
excpet it doesnt count her which is why im not desd
anyway point is you suck

[gottakilldaves]

then whats with teh fucking wings
huh?????????????????????
face it your a fucking muatnt
you dont even get any coolk shit
except taht sword the fucki s with that

[featheryasshole]

im a sprite duhh
cant be a mutsant when i dont ecven have liek
stueff
thayh gets mutyated
just goop

[gottakilldaves]

why do you haver goop what

[featheryasshole]

ihave goop because im SPRITE
srsly how slow are rouy