featheryasshole: (DRUNKEN STUPOR???)
Davesprite ([personal profile] featheryasshole) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2011-05-06 12:55 am
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STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE




TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT



★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)
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survivethesiren: ([normal] change your clothes)

[personal profile] survivethesiren 2011-05-05 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm really rllly rlly rly rey rl sorry.

survivethesiren: ([normal] more than a bit unsure)

[personal profile] survivethesiren 2011-05-05 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't be a jerk. :(

It wasn't my fault.

[identity profile] mostsecure.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
You exist to make my life hell

[identity profile] smellslikejail.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
don't be such a drama queen.

that's kind of liek a bonus not an actual goal.

[identity profile] mostsecure.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh ha ha very funny

You're not as clever as you think you are

Assuming you think

[identity profile] smellslikejail.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
and the world doesn't revolve around you

hate to break it to you.

[identity profile] mostsecure.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Never said it did.

1/2

[identity profile] uniquealgorithm.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
sam! sam! oh my creator I found this drink and it is amazing and bubbly and I think maybe it tastes somewhat bad at first but it's delicious now and I drank a lot and -

2/2

[identity profile] uniquealgorithm.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
-it cut me off why did it cut me off?

[identity profile] smellslikejail.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
text messages have a 160-character limit. it's basically so you can't go over a set amount of data per message.

go back to the part where you found an amazing bubbly drink?

[identity profile] uniquealgorithm.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
oh! i found it in this store it was only a couple credits and it was kinda clear and it said 'cherry champagne' on the front and i was curious and cherries are-

[identity profile] uniquealgorithm.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
delicious!

[identity profile] seems-legit.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I just woke up and I don't know where my pants are or why there's three dozen classic ataris in my room.

we should do this shit every week.
a_perfect_end: The players tried for a forward pass. (not $flynn)

[personal profile] a_perfect_end 2011-05-05 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
y'know you left your phone sitting on the couch :D
theuserabides: (The past is already past.)

[personal profile] theuserabides 2011-05-06 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Have you seen Quorra I think she's been drinking

Got distracted when someone threw the stereo in the pool
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