STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

[aderpable.livejournal.com]

stephen you should probably avoid sittin down in your bed mate

[getmeagun.livejournal.com]

[slowest. response. ever. SHUT UP ALL HE HAS IS A T9 KEYBOARD.]

what did you do ths time.

[aderpable.livejournal.com]

nothing






much

promise you wont shout?

[getmeagun.livejournal.com]

no

what dd you do

[aderpable.livejournal.com]

just

dont

its not a pretty sight

i swear ill clean it right up stephen i swear









might smell for a bit