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Davesprite ([personal profile] featheryasshole) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2011-05-06 12:55 am
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STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE




TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT



★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)
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[identity profile] mostsecure.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... what ]

Who taught you chatspeak?

[identity profile] mostsecure.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He's really not as drunk as he should be. TIME TO FIX THAT. ]

Must be universal.
survivethesiren: ([normal] side look bw)

[personal profile] survivethesiren 2011-05-05 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
...

I don't want to talk texting types to you.
survivethesiren: ([manipulate] watching waiting)

[personal profile] survivethesiren 2011-05-05 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I just want to talk, Dillinger.

Why don't you want to talk to me :(

[identity profile] mostsecure.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I am talking to you

Do you have a point
survivethesiren: ([emotion] Up to something)

[personal profile] survivethesiren 2011-05-05 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
We should do something to Sam.

A prank. Is that what it is called?

[identity profile] mostsecure.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... >B) ]

What did you have in mind?
survivethesiren: ([normal] change your clothes)

[personal profile] survivethesiren 2011-05-05 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Not sure.

You know him better.

I just nearly got him killed.




Oooh. I didn't mean to say that.
survivethesiren: ([emotion] yeah you do it castor)

[personal profile] survivethesiren 2011-05-06 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
I had some bad reprogramming, okay.
survivethesiren: ([normal] jarvis wtf you doing)

[personal profile] survivethesiren 2011-05-06 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
My boss was a flamboyant asshole.

[identity profile] mostsecure.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
These two things seem to have no correlation with the other

Sending someone to their death is generally frowned upon
survivethesiren: ([emotion] steps in time)

[personal profile] survivethesiren 2011-05-06 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
My flamboyant asshole reprogrammed me. He wanted Sam. I had to go get him.

It was frowned upon but I couldn't help it.

[identity profile] mostsecure.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Your boss failed in getting him, I see

Pity.
survivethesiren: ([castor] you are a smug bastard)

[personal profile] survivethesiren 2011-05-06 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
U could try yourself.

Instead of talking a lot.

[identity profile] mostsecure.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
What do you mean

[ he knows exactly what you mean AND HE IS NOT DRUNK ENOUGH FOR THIS SHIT. ]
survivethesiren: ([castor] you are a smug bastard)

[personal profile] survivethesiren 2011-05-06 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
I got a bottle of blue with your name on it, Dillingerr.

[identity profile] mostsecure.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Where.

[ this sounds like an excellent plan. ]
survivethesiren: ([emotion] I want what I cant have)

[personal profile] survivethesiren 2011-05-06 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
In Flynn's house.

But I could meet you soemwehre else.

Dark.

[identity profile] mostsecure.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Dark. Don't want to step near that cesspit for the time being
survivethesiren: ([emotion] smile in the light)

[personal profile] survivethesiren 2011-05-06 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Good.

I'm in trouble anyways.

you'll see me coming.

Obviously.
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