STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

[survivethesiren]

We could trade.

Really.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

nah i like my jacket

sorry

[survivethesiren]

u suc.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

no u

knew there was a reason yuo took my jacket frst tho

[survivethesiren]

You wish.

I liked the view.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

shouldnt have given me armor then

just sayin

[survivethesiren]

My finger still works.

just sayin.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

[SENT HALF AN HOUR LATER, as individual messages.]

gem

gem

heeeeeeeeey gem

wanna take somone elses shirt for me

i coud say please

if it'd help

[survivethesiren]

JUST.


STOP.

...

Okay who.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

YES

okay its jalen. tall skinny arjian. waers a stupid cape

bonus points is you take the cape too

[survivethesiren]

What do I get if I do this?

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

already said id say please

didnt yuo want my jacket earlier?

[survivethesiren]

I'd look just as stupid as you do in it.

Want something different.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

hey thsi i a GOOD JACKET

what do you want tho

[survivethesiren]

Guess.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

[AND ANOTHER PAUSE]

i dont realy liek guesssing games

just tell me

[survivethesiren]

Why. Did Abraxass or whatever play guessing games with you when he was viriusing you or whatever?

[survivethesiren]

Oh that was mean sorry.

[survivethesiren]

You have to help me out.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

youre not sorry and no he didnt

help with waht

[survivethesiren]

I am sorry. Really.

My back itches.

Badly.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

isnt this what the users invetned those sticks with figners for

fine

where aer yo

[survivethesiren]

I can't bend my arm backwards.

Flynn and Clu have bad taste in lady clothing.

Flynn house.

Duh.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

flynn huose is big okay

where in flynnh ouse

[survivethesiren]

My room.

Anon is gonna help.

Jalen is falling for the ruse.