STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

[survivethesiren]

Describe them. Come on. I'm bored.

[aderpable.livejournal.com]

but

why

[survivethesiren]

Because a pretty Program asked?

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ok




i'm wearing a hoodie and a tshirt and trousers and gloves and shoes and stuff

thats it really

[survivethesiren]

Do you really need the gloves on?

You sound over dressed.

[aderpable.livejournal.com]

i suppose i could take them off

do you want me to?

fadfadlj This is too much

[survivethesiren]

Yes.

Take them off.

Or I could use my finger.

On them.

c r y i n g GOD WHY AM I CRACKSHIPPING IT

[aderpable.livejournal.com]

oh. your

finger?

how would you do that?

HES NICER THAN ANY GUY SHE KNOWS, lets be honest

[survivethesiren]

Why tell.

I like show.

he tries, and she's so persuasive~ (or maybe he's just easily persuaded)

[aderpable.livejournal.com]

oh

well

i um

i suppose if you really want to

Both. Its both.

[survivethesiren]

Don't you want me to?

IT SO IS.

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yes

STOP BEING SUCH A CUTE DERP, CONNOR

[survivethesiren]

ur really nice.

You know that?

NO NEVAR <3

[aderpable.livejournal.com]

thank you






youre really

gorgeous actually

[survivethesiren]

I was made to be so.

Alluring and pleasing to the male eye.

But thank you.