STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

[gottakilldaves]

so
if you knerw any daves with pink hair and hons and shit
in this stationj
where do yoiu think theyd be
hipotheticly

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[gottakilldaves]

i dont jhave a bed you fyuckiung asskolk

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[gottakilldaves]

i dsont have a fucking mat either
all i ahve is thif fuc king tent and i already checked under it so dont fucking say to check under yi

wehere is he youy assholle

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[gottakilldaves]

oh fuck what if youre ruight
shit

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[gottakilldaves]

oh god im so fucked
what if hes waiting for me
i left my crossbow thjingy in the tent im so fucked
i dont wnat to losen another arm i only got one left
fuckjjkkkkkkkk

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[gottakilldaves]

i already have one
maybe i like having one normal fucking ahnd you prick

what no i cant run
i have to get ereveng and shit
and i cant remeber where the landminses are

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[gottakilldaves]

fuck you
ill kill asd many thiteen year old mtants as i wnat

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[gottakilldaves]

what whyt
no
fuck poff!!!!!!!!!!

and im into girls you asshole i get all teh fuckiing dames
bitches all over m,e all the time bakc home

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[gottakilldaves]

i meant off
shut up

i dont tell them that part stupidf