STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

[gottakilldaves]

what no
tahts fucking gross you have luiek
hornzs and mutant shit
arent you like half spider i bet you have webs and sit down tehre
and fuck you i could so fucking kill you
im jack fuicking noir

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[gottakilldaves]

yeah well
at least he has normal eyes and shut
the fuck is your pribvelm
why would your mom live in your pants jesus christ
is your mom a fucking spider
who the fuck in the fatehr
anyay i could so kill you
youre the one who kept going on about figting me and shit so lets fuckiungf do it bitch

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[gottakilldaves]

shit
qwell
is he a fucking millioneyed freak or what



go to the place with the beaches andf shit
and look for the place wher ethers like
fucking eplosions and shit
and rcokets

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]