STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

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[gottakilldaves]

no

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[gottakilldaves]

no i ahvent seen your fucking fkeys okay

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[gottakilldaves]

yes now fuck igfg

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[gottakilldaves]

wjhat the hell no
whats with you horned kidsa dn that shiut
you bnetter not start impragneting me with your ffucking alien viruisbabbies next that is where i fckjg draw the line

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[gottakilldaves]

becuase your a fucking freaky mutant alien thing fuck i dont know how it works with trosll

i dont even know what that meansd but nno

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[gottakilldaves]

arent you liek fucking thriteen you sick fduck
no

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[gottakilldaves]

no fuck thats gay
and you have horns adn shit
and youre a fucking kid

NO

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[gottakilldaves]

NO!!!!!!!112

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[gottakilldaves]

IF YOU FUCKING COME NEAR ME I SWEAR TO SHIT
I WILL KILKYOU
QWITH ALL OF MY STABS

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[gottakilldaves]

IU WILKL PLANT A MILLION BULLETS IN YOUR FUCKING ALI8EN SKUL

GET LOST

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[gottakilldaves]

slickSicarian's [SS'S] computer was stabbed.

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[RIGHT AFTER HE GOT HIM A WHALE, TOO ;_;]