STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

no

i think she loks fine woith what she has

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

okay small words tiem

why

do

you

wear

so.

many

clothes

[all of those were sent as individual messages, because Gibson is kind of a dick.]

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

[ why is this thing continually buzzing -- oh. THANKS GIBSON. ]

becuase it want to?

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

[YOU'RE WELCOME]

wheres your cultral pride jalen

be shirtless like alll the othr arjains

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

why do tou want me to be sbirtless

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

becuase what youre wearign now doesnt make sens

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

i dont think mking me take of the clohes is oinfg to make any moe sense jusot because you sdon;t understand

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

of cuorse it makes sense

dont mak me ask geem for her lasrfigner

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

geem?

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

dammit

gem

the siren

she has a clothes taking off laser finger adn she knwos how to use it

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

oh

sirens?

that is veyr od

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

no its not its amazing

and i bet shed take yuor shirt is i asked her to.

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

no gibson

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

too late

asked her already

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

kfsjhgls

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

is that a word

i hav eno idea waht that says

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

tobe huwite honest i have no ida either

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

idgi

maybe yo udropped youur phone