STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

[theuserabides]

Oh come on mourning can't be more common than morning

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

is that autocrect

[theuserabides]

Yes

it works better when you're remotely close to the right word

[theuserabides]

I can't believe it got remotely but not morning

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

i'm sorry youre having autocret trobles

pejaps yoi should refram from dirnking anty more

[theuserabides]

The pot is calling the kettle black

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

what

[theuserabides]

A user saying suggesting ones interlocutor is displaying hypocrisy

[theuserabides]

I proofread that one very carefully

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

oh i se its another USEr idiosm

i must ap ologie

i am afeiadn i am faling to dothe same

[theuserabides]

One day one of you is going to tell me to go to hell

[theuserabides]

Besides Clu

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

Flyn

thats a terrble thing to say

i certian y woudl nt.

[theuserabides]

You should it would be god for you

[theuserabides]

That is a deeply ionic typo

[theuserabides]

*ironic

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

when it c omeas to you eveithg is god to me

but wi will not do that

[theuserabides]

Man you guys are lucky I'm nice

[alphaclass.livejournal.com]

we ar eincreiby lucky yes

Flynn

[theuserabides]

Oh god man you'd better not be a weepy drunk