STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

[featheryasshole]

yeahwell im not a parrot

burrrrrrrrn

[gottakilldaves]

yeah well i dont look like a dog
and youre a bird
parrtos are birds toop
was that so fucking hard to figure out

[featheryasshole]

yeah but other ou is a dog
so
tpatally makres sense dude

[gottakilldaves]

the fuck is this other me even
hes a chessguy and an omnipoetn thing a d a dog
what the fucking fuck

[featheryasshole]

hes and shole
kinda likd you but more
hd killed me and bor twi e
ecsept the othes time hasnt happend ued