STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

HOUSTON WE HAVE A TROLL

[mostsecure.livejournal.com]

Thrilling.

How did you get this number

[a_perfect_end]

oh i BET

you kiss sam yet or what

haha you sleep. i don't sleep. ;)

[mostsecure.livejournal.com]

You kiss Flynn yet?

Really

How interesting

[a_perfect_end]

MAN UP i asked you first :D

...yes?

i don't sleep.

also how did you creepy like that.

[mostsecure.livejournal.com]

You asked but that doesn't mean you're going to get an answer

You're mistaking creepiness for sarcasm.

[a_perfect_end]

be that way, i saw his phone. ;)

so often the same thing.

but speaking OF creepy and sarcasm, any luck with the files?

[mostsecure.livejournal.com]

You can stop with the smileys

Provide me with a concrete reason as to why I should tell you and then we'll talk