STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

[survivethesiren]

Yeah.

I gave it to him.

[theuserabides]

You are exercising poor judgment tonight

[survivethesiren]

It's ur judgement.

U programmed me.

U said you wouldn't be disappointed.

[theuserabides]

You can't be free and blame things on your programming at the same time

[survivethesiren]

Well--I wasn't blaming my programming. Well I mean I was but not on purpose--

[survivethesiren]

Clu is just hard to say no to.

[theuserabides]

He's pretty charming

[survivethesiren]

Is that how you used to be?

Before you got face fur.

[survivethesiren]

--where is thse rest of the blu?

I can't find it.

[theuserabides]

No you're cut off

[theuserabides]

Honor system though cause I dint feel like getting out of bed

[survivethesiren]

You can trust me. I won't go after it.

:3

[theuserabides]

Its called a beard not face fur

[survivethesiren]

Why is it called a beard?

[theuserabides]

I don't know its either latin or german probably

[survivethesiren]

Those mean nothing to me.

[theuserabides]

Wait

how do you even know what fur is

[survivethesiren]

Pino told me.

I really like her.

[theuserabides]

She's cute

[survivethesiren]

Can we keep her, please?

[theuserabides]

Sure why not

[survivethesiren]

YES!

UR THE BEST REALLY!