featheryasshole: (DRUNKEN STUPOR???)
Davesprite ([personal profile] featheryasshole) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2011-05-06 12:55 am
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STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE




TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT



★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)
gottakilldaves: (never too hot to handle)

[personal profile] gottakilldaves 2011-05-05 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
sksdfgjdf no i lik,e my amr why the fuck
gottakilldaves: (ANGRY DANCING)

[personal profile] gottakilldaves 2011-05-05 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
yeha well you know what
i liked my arm
and myn eye
and my fucking frined you murderd
and not hdiing from fucking scientsust who want my balls
and you know what lse
yours a fucking mutant murderdser who foesnt do anything b ut kill peole
the world would be better off if you were fucking dead
nd im gonna be teh one to fucking offn you even if it kisll me

so THERE
gottakilldaves: (ANGRY DANCING)

[personal profile] gottakilldaves 2011-05-06 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
yeah
well you knwo what
uyo kno what kid
ill fucking tell you how

ts
because
youre
a
fucking
FREAK OF NATURE
WHO SHOULDNT
EVEN
EXIST
gottakilldaves: (invincible)

[personal profile] gottakilldaves 2011-05-06 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT WROING KID DOES THE TRUTH HURT

hyour parents shouldve fucking drowned you
gottakilldaves: (why does murder have to be illegal)

[personal profile] gottakilldaves 2011-05-06 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
right back at you youf cukng brick!!!!!!!!!!