STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

[survivethesiren]

omg stop talking about him.

We should go.

[uniquealgorithm.livejournal.com]

why?

okay if you want.

[survivethesiren]

Cause I asked.

Yay!

[uniquealgorithm.livejournal.com]

what should we buy? the clothes here don't glow

[survivethesiren]

I don't know.

ppl keep telling me about bras.

idk what that is.

[uniquealgorithm.livejournal.com]

chest support for girls. i read about it in a book.

[survivethesiren]

Do you war one?

[uniquealgorithm.livejournal.com]

No but I think the suit has one in it?

should i?

[survivethesiren]

Aren't you tired of wearing ur suit?

I can barely sit in mine.

[uniquealgorithm.livejournal.com]

I guess i don't mind it but sometimes it feels tight and i stopped sleeping in it...

I guess clothes would be good.

[survivethesiren]

See? I have the best ideas. Stick with me, Quorra.

[uniquealgorithm.livejournal.com]

I guess.

what clothing do you want?

[survivethesiren]

Dresses.

And flat shoes.

[uniquealgorithm.livejournal.com]

flat shoes would be really nice.

don't know how i feel about dresses.

[survivethesiren]

What's wrong with dresses?

[uniquealgorithm.livejournal.com]

I don't know. i've never worn one.

but it seems like they'd get in the way.