featheryasshole: (DRUNKEN STUPOR???)
Davesprite ([personal profile] featheryasshole) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2011-05-06 12:55 am
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STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE




TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT



★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)
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[identity profile] savor-last-shot.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
my armor is covered in chocolate.

[identity profile] cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
how did you even?

nevermind, i know that's important but

is it good chocolate?

[identity profile] cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
for eating

not for covering armor

[identity profile] cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
because i assume it's good for that second one

[identity profile] savor-last-shot.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
i don't know.

if I eat it, I might go into shock.

[identity profile] savor-last-shot.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
i think somewhere in zone 1.

lots of lights.

entertainment district or something i don't know.

[identity profile] cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
lights and candy coating...damn garrus, you know how to party


be there in...i don't know, however long it takes me to find you

don't lick yourself

[identity profile] cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
so thats whos these are, it was really starting to bug me

[identity profile] allianceman.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
that solves that mystery. and probably the where did these scratches come from mystery too.

[identity profile] cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
you earned those

don't even know if im the one who gave em to you, either




not gonna lie, the fact that i can't get written up for saying that to a subordinate officer, pretty sweet

[identity profile] allianceman.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
im not ur sub anymore u can say whatever u want




not that thats ok personallyt. im pretty sure ive been trying to make up for horizon.

I lol'd Best image.

[identity profile] cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
where'd you get a homeless guy this time of night?

THAT ICON. ♥

[identity profile] cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
been there, done that

got a spare? i just found this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4) on my omnitool.
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