STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

[hopediesalone]

This is it. This is what you were made for. You are Protoman, the fallen Hero of Man, the First Son of Light, you've shown yourself to be a warrior poet, time to absolutely eviscerate this bastard with words!

Fufkck you

Welp.

the most amazing debate ever conceived by robomen

[gottakilldaves]

no fuckv YOU!!!!!

indeed

[hopediesalone]

tellm en ow
is there man atmong you here
is theren o one who wil puchm jack nin the facee

TELL ME MAN!!1
is therwen not one in all yoru ranksd
is there now one who thingds jack shoudl go fukc himself

and then they actually did something for once

kjcfgfhfg

[gottakilldaves]

yoiu just made that shit up no one sid anything
HAH
oi win
yuiour shades are oficaily stupid and sumb looking
theyre like pointy animu shades or someshit

[hopediesalone]

fuck off fleshbag my shades are awesoem

you don't evven know

[gottakilldaves]

thats a funny way of spellig
STUUUUUUUUUPID

[hopediesalone]

your organs are stupid.