STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

[recompiling]

ur a terrible planner

asdklfgjljs omg yes

gem jsut told me

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

yes yesy es lets do it

and im nto a bad planer i jsut belive in spotnatiey

spnotaniety

surprses

[recompiling]

ur spellin scks too

well

dont mind uour srprises

sometims

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

i can spelll just fine its my figners that ar econspiring agianst me

adn i had an idea :3

[recompiling]

surre they are

okay

oaky

what's ur idea?

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

ever heard of a user game called 7 minutes in heaven

[Can text messages be smug?]

[recompiling]

no

how deos it work?

[Gibson's text can be smug all it wants. TEACH ANON? 83]

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

meet me dpwnstairs and ill show you

[Look at Gibson, promoting cross-cultural understanding and learning from the Users.]

[recompiling]

kay

[... wait he's already downstairs.
... WAIT.]

gibson

gibs

gibs I'm outside teh fronnt door

cant find my kyes

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

k ill let you in

wait

outside the front dooor or outside tehb uilding?

[recompiling]

fronnt door

got itno teh building fine

[Fun fact: he can Parkour through windows just fine even drunk.]