STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

soon

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

it means soon

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

soon
as in
soon

[halfquake.livejournal.com]

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

who is glados

[halfquake.livejournal.com]

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

who is glados

[halfquake.livejournal.com]

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

im much meaner than she is

[survivethesiren]

OMG.

UR GLADOS.

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

i am not
i will vivisect you if you continue to make this mistake

[survivethesiren]

Oh. Sorry.

That should have been R U not U R.

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

very good then
the naswer is no
i am superior

[survivethesiren]

How so?

[a_perfect_end]

[After the fifth one is the best time to dial up prior acquaintances of the lovely, homicidal, and vastly more powerful than him persuasion, oh yes.]

hello again beautiful

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

what do you want
why are you calling back here
after what you pulled
i should open you up and see hwat youre realy made of

[a_perfect_end]

don't be like that babe

what we had, whatever it was, it was magic

i just

i missed the march of your text on the screen okay

actually you may get your wish ;) shh don't tell anyone.

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

go away
i will block this number

[a_perfect_end]

youre so beautiful angry

[ooc: oh, god, I'm sorry. ♥]

[featheryasshole]

youre noy really my mon
i dony habe a mom
cause im a clone
anf also fake