STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

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[gottakilldaves]

what kid no
you cant shoot me im too fucking badassd
AND IM STILL NOT A DOGS

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[gottakilldaves]

jesus im onyl goann shoot teh onje dave
i dont give as fuck about the otherd
mind your own business!!!!!

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[gottakilldaves]

what
jesus fuck jade no
did i not emntion the part where hes a fucking psycho killer
sooner of laters hyes gonna fucking snap anf tnen ill be like
i fucking tld you so you fucking moron
and youll be lik
oh noooo jack youy were rught all along why didnt i listen:(((((((((((
except not cause youll be fuc king dead
go date wone of the less pink daves at least they proabbly wont try to eat your face

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[gottakilldaves]

waht the fcuk no
i would rather drown in myt own piss
maybe im jusr concerned for your fucking life ever sthough of that


soi now were not getting fucking married

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[gottakilldaves]

i ahevnt even ,killed any of them yet!!
exept the older strider but hes fucking fine now sop whatever
that was his fauly anyway i want even aiming at hiom

no you acnta be the fuicking flowergirl there is no wedding!!!!

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