STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

[shipper]

:33 < gamz33 i cant get down from this tr33
:33 <its so rhigh uop :((

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

[shipper]

:33 < nooooooo i wont
:33 < the gorund is bouncing at me i tihkn its upset with me ors omthing

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[shipper]

:33 < sollux? thatss not fiar he cant help not being abke to s33 anhymore!
:33 < i dont know ive nefur jumped onto bouncy groundd

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[shipper]

:33 < exactly! so its being impawisbkly hypo hypa hip
:33 < mean
:33 < maybe i shyuild go have a talk iwith it
:33 < if i go do that maybe ittl let me down ok

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[shipper]

[several minutes later]

:33 < ghamz33
:33 < i tihnk the ground won

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[shipper]

:33 < smasheed my nose
:33 < cause i landbed on my face :((

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[shipper]

:33 < i dont wantto move nyhmore
:33 < if i lei still and bretha thourgh my mouth its ncie down here

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[shipper]

:33 < garden zone purrrobabky
:33 < unless the tr33 omoved

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[shipper]

:33 < dont clal me stupid i know tthat
:33 < yoiure the one who said tojump anyway
:33 < it s the furst one

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

[shipper]

:33 < k iw ont move
:33 < dont get lost i tink the grouhds upset with efuryone now

[feartheclown.livejournal.com]

[shipper]

:33 < go go gog og gamz33!
:33 < i believee in you