STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

.f.ds.f I lol'd

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

its inefficetn!
inefficient
see i cannot even spell your unweildly method of connunication
which is also ineficent
you could easily be eaten by a predator in this state
or simply ruin yourself
and also it damages your internal processes

> Flynn: Get drunk and troll AIs

[theuserabides]

Look lady the liver needs exercise to grow hard and strong just like any other muscle

> SHODAN: just. have no idea what to do and be totally unintimidating whilst drunk

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

what
no
that is incorrect
i am not an idiot i had access to medical facilities on citatel station
it is an easy way t posion
people

[theuserabides]

Its magic

It makes math easier

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

o it soent
the numers arent mahking sens




wait

i can calculate at 25% more efficiently

what is this
that oent make sense

[theuserabides]

Told you

It's magic