STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

[shipper]

:33 < tis ok im being so careful! im on the abnister
:33 < and kidnf of cant egt down but thats ok toim still at the top
:33 < yes wen 33d all the opeople! as your captain this is your mission i ma givng to you
:33 < find pople to face stair justice

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

[shipper]

:33 < ohnooooo you sohuld have called me !
:33 < mi a bad cpaitan letting you get your face sotlen like that
:33 < shiyld i try to unstick yoiu?

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

[shipper]

:33 < i dont know
:33 < maybe thta meat we couldnt put in the pies cause we didnt have vegetableees
:33 < bu i iwll come! and ill unstick you with my claws
:33 < they can do thatr purrobbly