STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

[shipper]

:33 < m not ogrnic im a troll
:33 < got hornnnns nad everything

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

but your not made of metal

like me

[shipper]

:33 < no im made of
:33 < of
:33 < gr33n

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

ok but your still organic

if i stepped on you

you would go squish

and so you're organc




im not gonna step on you though ok

[shipper]

:33 < thtas good! id be sad if you stepped on me :((
:33 < even if squish is a funny soudnm
:33 , h33 h33 squish suqijs squish
:33 < we shoudl have a squishy tea party

[knight4darkness.livejournal.com]

but im not squishy

though im tryigg gto get shockwa

logsan to help me make a holoform

it wont be squishy but itll be close unless i go pretender

[shipper]

:33 < we can purrtend
:33 < soo you can get purractice iiiiiiin fur your holothging