STOP POSTING STOLEN MEMES AAVE

[featheryasshole]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


★ POST AS YOUR CHARACTER.
★ OTHER PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOU AS IF THEY ARE TEXTING YOU.
★ YOU RESPOND.
★ It is last night: this means that EVERYONE IS either drunk and/or delirious and/or got into the cactus juice, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
★ Prepare for maximum shenanigans.
★ Can you guess where I stole this from? (hint: it's tph)

Comments

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[featheryasshole]

im in my cabin
on theboat
your hugsd atr tyhe best jade
ngl the very mrest

i lovet you too ilve yu so much you have not idea

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[featheryasshole]

waht
jade that vullahit
any dave that doesnt like is not xool
hwei s a fucoing blinf idiot anf i will personally kick his ass
unless its dave
resd dave
i cant kik his ass
but i iwll tell vriska to do irt

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[featheryasshole]

oh mygod no
you ate cool enough
you ate the coolest
seriously yiy atre so smatryy and beautiual ans aqeosme
if you sytaty tryuong to be cool this place ill like
expkode
from aheer AWESOME

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[featheryasshole]

of coutse i do
becauset you are
youre the prettiest chick on the staytion
and anyone who ays otherwise needs to go visit a med bay right the fucks now bexausre theres something wrong with their eyes

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[featheryasshole]

wayht
setriusly
thays crzat
snyone who oulsnt xakk you pretty is crsay

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