[... well that's a new one. Considering how anal - BAD WORD BAD WORD - Carter is about his paperwork, that's...
Paying attention to other things now. VERY. OBVIOUSLY.
What the hell was in that cake and how many cliffs does he have to push Jun off to pay him back for it.
But he finds his boots? And... is just sort of staring at the little tube of -- is it seriously fucking cherry flavoured? -- lubricant he's pulled out of one of them.
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Paying attention to other things now. VERY. OBVIOUSLY.
What the hell was in that cake and how many cliffs does he have to push Jun off to pay him back for it.
But he finds his boots? And... is just sort of staring at the little tube of -- is it seriously fucking cherry flavoured? -- lubricant he's pulled out of one of them.
Slight, strangled noise. Oh god. His life.]