[Hardison wasted all of that good, old'fashioned survival reflex earlier, when Eliot was unpredictably angry. In this situation? It didn't even kick in.

It was hard to say whether this was a good or bad thing.]

I may use lotion, but I don't order it from salons, baby. Only other person I know who uses conditioner that nice is Sophie.

[He was tempted to make a joke about how well fitted Eliot's pants were, and if he borrowed them from the grifter, but that was right back where they started.]