[ STILL GLARING BLEARILY he can't even begin to comprehend that Emile's not acting like a smug asshole about this. Even when the scorn doesn't exist, he mentally invents it. ]
Are you sure? Because I would snap me in half. If I were him.
...except if I were him I'd be dating you, so it would be okay that I sucked you off like three times-- ohgod.
[ CLUTCHING HIS HEAD IN ABJECT MISERY HIS LIFE IS OVER ]
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Are you sure? Because I would snap me in half. If I were him.
...except if I were him I'd be dating you, so it would be okay that I sucked you off like three times-- ohgod.
[ CLUTCHING HIS HEAD IN ABJECT MISERY HIS LIFE IS OVER ]
Why did you let me do that.