OH GOD NOT ANOTHER MEME

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

RULE 63 MEME



HOKAY SO. Here's ze station.

Hypatia, in all her infinite wisdom and debatable sanity, has fucked around with the teleporter coding without actually telling anyone--until after the fact, anyway. Maybe it was genuinely an accident, or maybe she's just trying to run a surprise psychological experiment on you.

Whatever the reason, the next time you walk out of a teleporter? Congratulations, you are now the gender you previously were not. Surprise!

… now wat do?

RULES
★ enter teleporter.
★ exit teleporter.
★ suddenly notice something very wrong here.
★ react to surprise switching-of-bits.
★ tag around. (this can be either genderflipped or not. whichever provides the most lols, really.)
★ ???
★ profit!

Void where prohibited. Actual mileage may vary. Prices slightly higher west of the Mississippi. No animals were harmed during the production of this meme. Some names have been changed to protect the innocent. .gif only slightly related to contents of meme.

Comments

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

[Well, Gibson's learned one very important thing from all this: don't run into people tits-first, because that's painful. OW.

Gibson just backs up half a step, shaking his head quickly.]

You're good.

[squinting up at that suspiciously familiar program.] ... do I know you?

[survivethesiren]

I don't know, do you...

Gibson.

[Oh there is a look on her face. It's very Gem. Trust me.]

...It's Gem.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

What.

[Have the very flattest look imaginable, Gem.]

[survivethesiren]

[And have the biggest line face ever.]

You're one to talk.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

[NO U]

And what's that supposed to mean?

[survivethesiren]

You're a woman.

[It's obvious.]

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Am not! This is just... technical difficulties.

[If this isn't over very soon, he's going to edit himself back to normal, so help him Flynn.]

[survivethesiren]

...I look like Castor's more masculine brother, don't I.

[LAMENTATIONS.]

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Little bit, yeah.

[Possibly the understatement of the century there, Gibson.]

[survivethesiren]

I'm sure he'd be loving this.

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and taking pictures.

Let's just be glad he's not here, okay?

[survivethesiren]

...if he was a woman, he'd be insufferable.

[That gets her to laugh]

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

[oh user almighty was that an actual expression from Gem that wasn't an eyeroll?]

You know, as much fun as it'd be to see him as a girl? I don't think I'd want to be around for that.

... the party'd be good, though. [thoughtfully]

[survivethesiren]

[Hey she has lots of emotions. You just bring out the eye rolls a lot, Gibson.]

It isn't that hard to throw a party. We could easily do it without him.