OH GOD NOT ANOTHER MEME

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

RULE 63 MEME



HOKAY SO. Here's ze station.

Hypatia, in all her infinite wisdom and debatable sanity, has fucked around with the teleporter coding without actually telling anyone--until after the fact, anyway. Maybe it was genuinely an accident, or maybe she's just trying to run a surprise psychological experiment on you.

Whatever the reason, the next time you walk out of a teleporter? Congratulations, you are now the gender you previously were not. Surprise!

… now wat do?

RULES
★ enter teleporter.
★ exit teleporter.
★ suddenly notice something very wrong here.
★ react to surprise switching-of-bits.
★ tag around. (this can be either genderflipped or not. whichever provides the most lols, really.)
★ ???
★ profit!

Void where prohibited. Actual mileage may vary. Prices slightly higher west of the Mississippi. No animals were harmed during the production of this meme. Some names have been changed to protect the innocent. .gif only slightly related to contents of meme.

Comments

I don't even know, okay. PS, page two claimed in the name of Reboot.

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

[This eventuality was so astoundingly unlikely that GLaDOS was actually having a hard time calculating the odds. Technically, her gender was inalterable...but there you have it. He could blame the Aperture Laboratories Engineering Team for this, but he'd already killed them all with deadly neurotoxin, so it would be pointless.

The new mobile platform was far superior, though, so that was something.]

FUCK YEAH REBOOT!!!

[dont-know-maine.livejournal.com]

[Staring and wondering if this is something he can absorb ...]

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

[That human was looking at him in a most curious fashion. It was yet uncatalogued.

GlaDOS was bound, by science, to investigate.]

State name and _purpose.

[That was odd. She even sounded less glitchy. Oh, right. Probably because this body could really metabolize rage well.]

[dont-know-maine.livejournal.com]

[He answers, albeit with nothing more than a low growl. Coming closer to give you a thorough looking over]

I don't even know where this is going but I like it.

[glad-2-see-u.livejournal.com]

[For many decades, GLaDOS was a hundred foot hanging supercomputer with access to a facility of unprecedented scale. Of late, he'd been relegated to the robotic shape of a small Japanese girl. Personally, he found this body to be preferable in that it was taller and more bulky.

Still, he had no reason to question the crazy growling man.]

That was not a verbal answer. If you were involved in the transporter incident, you may have a case of mild to severe brain damage.

[Though, if that was true...he should get a closer observation and begin making notes. For science.]

Tell me, ^{unidentified subject}, if you were asked to preform a physically rigorous test involving quantum tunneling devices, how capable would you be?

State your answer in the form of a number between 1 and 10, the latter indicating relative success.

AHAHAHA ditto :3

[dont-know-maine.livejournal.com]

[Maine stares at him blankly for a moment. Quantum tunneling devices, what the fuck? Oh, who cares anyway. Whatever it was he could figure it out. He flashes all fingers on both hands, '10', and then starts poking around the back of this robot guy's head. Where does the AI interface on this one? He needs to steal it.]