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RULE 63 MEME

HOKAY SO. ~~Here's ze station.~~

Hypatia, in all her infinite wisdom and debatable sanity, has fucked around with the teleporter coding without actually telling anyone--until after the fact, anyway. Maybe it was genuinely an accident, or maybe she's just trying to run a surprise psychological experiment on you.

Whatever the reason, the next time you walk out of a teleporter? Congratulations, you are now the gender you previously were not. Surprise!

… now wat do?

RULES
★ enter teleporter.
★ exit teleporter.
★ suddenly notice something very wrong here.
★ react to surprise switching-of-bits.
★ tag around. (this can be either genderflipped or not. whichever provides the most lols, really.)
★ ???
★ profit!

Void where prohibited. Actual mileage may vary. Prices slightly higher west of the Mississippi. No animals were harmed during the production of this meme. Some names have been changed to protect the innocent. .gif only slightly related to contents of meme.

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[ they slide inside, and York distantly realizes he's gonna need panties, because fuck if he's wearing hers, and he's sure as hell not going to just go without. ]

--uh, hang on. Need, y'know, girl stuff.

[ heading to the panties section and snickering at a particularly lacy pair. Fuck that noise, though, he wants something comfortable; it takes just a moment, but simple black panties and then he's heading on over to a dressing room. ]

I'll keep 'em on hand for when we get our stuff back. Nice as tits are, they're better on real girls.

[Shepard actually has no idea just where the fuck you're going, York. Oh, underwear. Shepard didn't comment and followed after him to the dressing room. She fully intended to wash his clothes before she gave them back, so she was unconcerned. That she was just going to toss the underwear currently constricting her exterior genitalia? Not worth mentioning.

Really, it was sheer chance that she'd even worn underwear today. Again, not worth mentioning.

York disappeared into a stall and Shepard tossed the shirt over the door. With him in a room, she didn't feel the need to climb into the next stall. What were the drones going to do? Report her for public indecency on a ghost station?]

[ Yeah, he knows the drones aren't going to care, but at this point he'd rather make sure that no kids come running around or anything like that. Besides, he'd rather not get caught outside naked, just in general, and have to fight or something. That would suck.

He doesn't bother closing the door, just shunks his clothes and slides the panties on, eying himself in the mirror, tossing the clothes back over and-- well.

She's out there undressing and York really doesn't have any shame while he's wearing just a pair of panties in a body not his, so. Stepping out. ]

...I'm a pretty hot girl, not gonna lie.

OH GOD NOT ANOTHER MEME

B) this is all things good in the world

Oh god, yes.

/rolls all over this