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theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com) wrote in
singularityderp2011-05-13 09:41 pm
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OH GOD NOT ANOTHER MEME

HOKAY SO.
Hypatia, in all her infinite wisdom and debatable sanity, has fucked around with the teleporter coding without actually telling anyone--until after the fact, anyway. Maybe it was genuinely an accident, or maybe she's just trying to run a surprise psychological experiment on you.
Whatever the reason, the next time you walk out of a teleporter? Congratulations, you are now the gender you previously were not. Surprise!
… now wat do?
RULES
★ enter teleporter.
★ exit teleporter.
★ suddenly notice something very wrong here.
★ react to surprise switching-of-bits.
★ tag around. (this can be either genderflipped or not. whichever provides the most lols, really.)
★ ???
★ profit!

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Man, I thought you'd never ask.
[Hardison hopes you appreciate the great lengths to which he's going not to call you 'GUUUURL'.]
Do you even know how much fashion exists for women? Judging by that ballin...suit you're...sort of wearing, you're not usually a sloppy dude. An before you get all up in my face about how sexist and whatever this is--
Dude, I cannot tell you how fun it is to look fly and go harass people. Well dressed female you suddenly appears and--BAM--it's an IRL troll. Works every time, never stops being GRADE-A funny.
[Hardison puts his hands on his hips.]
Course there's always the other route, but that one is a lot less legal. Not gonna lie, it's fun like you wouldn't believe. Probably proportional to the level of illegal.