OH GOD NOT ANOTHER MEME

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

RULE 63 MEME



HOKAY SO. Here's ze station.

Hypatia, in all her infinite wisdom and debatable sanity, has fucked around with the teleporter coding without actually telling anyone--until after the fact, anyway. Maybe it was genuinely an accident, or maybe she's just trying to run a surprise psychological experiment on you.

Whatever the reason, the next time you walk out of a teleporter? Congratulations, you are now the gender you previously were not. Surprise!

… now wat do?

RULES
★ enter teleporter.
★ exit teleporter.
★ suddenly notice something very wrong here.
★ react to surprise switching-of-bits.
★ tag around. (this can be either genderflipped or not. whichever provides the most lols, really.)
★ ???
★ profit!

Void where prohibited. Actual mileage may vary. Prices slightly higher west of the Mississippi. No animals were harmed during the production of this meme. Some names have been changed to protect the innocent. .gif only slightly related to contents of meme.

Comments

[alliancewoman.livejournal.com]

[that's hard not to notice. At least from Kaidan's perspective.

Which is now at least four inches lower than where it usually is :[. ]


...Uh, Shepard. I think something's wrong with the teleporter.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[The hell? Shepard turns and, instead of Alenko, there's a woman behind her. A woman who knows her name and is wearing the same kind of armor as Alenko.]

The hell is--[That would be a different voice. Well, this was interesting. She casts a brief glance down and a much stockier male body is just there.] Fantastic.

I knew that patrol was going too smoothly.

[alliancewoman.livejournal.com]

[He groans. Which is a horribly female sound. Then turns around and opens up his omnitool]

There needs to be some way to reverse this. [HE IS UNCOMFORTABLE AND FEMALE AND ALSO HIS ARMOR IS CRUSHING HIS BOOBS. THIS IS NOT A GOOD SITUATION.]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[You're telling her? Right now she has a negative amount of space for her newly acquired testicles in her female armor. Contrary to normal belief, the statement that she had a quad was purely metaphorical.

Still, she gives him a moment to scan before she prods him.]

Got anything?

Charming as this is, if I can't get my vagina back in the next few minutes, half this armor is coming off. The shoes have another fifteen seconds, tops.

[This new voice was strange and significantly less vehement sounding than her normal one. It almost sounded like she was bargaining. Bizarre. But, as odd as that was, Alenko's gender shift was bothering her more. His female voice and body, the longer she stared, were freaking her right the hell out.

It was uncanny in so many ways.]

[alliancewoman.livejournal.com]

[he taps away at the omnitool, looking increasingly annoyed.]

There's definitely something wrong, but I can't get a lock on it.

[More tapping, before he lets out an exasperated sound and throws up his hands] I need my terminal for this. I can't type fast enough with one hand to keep up with the code switching going on, here.