singularityderp | OH GOD NOT ANOTHER MEME

RULE 63 MEME

HOKAY SO. ~~Here's ze station.~~

Hypatia, in all her infinite wisdom and debatable sanity, has fucked around with the teleporter coding without actually telling anyone--until after the fact, anyway. Maybe it was genuinely an accident, or maybe she's just trying to run a surprise psychological experiment on you.

Whatever the reason, the next time you walk out of a teleporter? Congratulations, you are now the gender you previously were not. Surprise!

… now wat do?

RULES
★ enter teleporter.
★ exit teleporter.
★ suddenly notice something very wrong here.
★ react to surprise switching-of-bits.
★ tag around. (this can be either genderflipped or not. whichever provides the most lols, really.)
★ ???
★ profit!

Void where prohibited. Actual mileage may vary. Prices slightly higher west of the Mississippi. No animals were harmed during the production of this meme. Some names have been changed to protect the innocent. .gif only slightly related to contents of meme.

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This is the most fuckin' stupidest thing ever and I don't know how this even happened but oh my fuckin' god.

[OH MY GOD GRABBING.]

WHAT IF I NEVER GO BACK TO BEIN' A GUY?

[DUDE. BADTOUCH.]

First, get off. Second, if you never go back to being a guy then for fuck's sake get some better clothes. Just. Jegus fuck this is even worse than the normal you. And I use the term 'normal' very loosely!

NO OKAY SHUT UP. [DOES SOMEONE SEEM WHINIER THAN USUAL?] YOU ARE SO FUCKIN' STUPID, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

MY CLOTHES ARE ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. I look better than you in any fuckin' gender but you wouldn't know that. [Pauses and leans to the side slightly.]

... At least your ass isn't that huge.

OH MY GOD, FUCK YOU IN THE SPONGE CLOT. Except not because oh my fucking god you make an ugly girl. I mean just. I thought you were ugly as a guy but this is scaling new echeladders of eww. You have ascended to the god tiers of gross, Er--

[AWW HELL NAW, YOU DIDN'T JUST BRING HER BRAND NEW MALE ASS INTO THIS.]

[BULGEKICK!]

[Wait shit no bone bulge

Uh

Well

Kick kick kick ::::|c]

NO. NO. SHUT UP I'M THE MOST FUCKIN' ATTRACTIVE THING ON THE FUCKIN' STATION. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW AT FUCKIN' A-- [What the fuck is with THAT DIDN'T HURT AS MUCH. FKJASJKDASFD.

STILL. That shit has to stopaaand Vriska's gettin' decked in the face.]

Get off a me!

[OW JEGUS FUCK LKJAHDLKJAHLKJHJKDDSF]

...Hey, that actually hurt slightly! Which proves it once and for all. Boys are wussier.

So I'll just.

Wait to be a girl again now.

Aaaaaaaany time.

[CRACKING OF KNUCKLES]

NO. Fuck you! I'm the fuckin' manliest man ever and I hit like a musclebeast! And I hope you never become a girl again, it'd be one less annoyance to listen to on a higher fuckin' octave!

Stupid fuckin' grubfucker bitch.

OH GOD NOT ANOTHER MEME

YOU WOULD NOT HAVE HER MALE. >:O

...THIS -IS- MALE VRISKA GDIT. I HATE YOU SO MUCH.

SHIT I USED THE WRONG ICON LIKE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ALSO SORRY GOD I JUST WOKE UP

EXCUSES, EXCUSES, I STILL HATE YOU FOREVER, GET OUT

FUCK YOU. YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME.

NO but I do love TYPOS HELLS YEAH

That reply you just did reminded me of that one headcanon I saw.