http://theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2011-05-13 09:41 pm
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OH GOD NOT ANOTHER MEME

RULE 63 MEME



HOKAY SO. Here's ze station.

Hypatia, in all her infinite wisdom and debatable sanity, has fucked around with the teleporter coding without actually telling anyone--until after the fact, anyway. Maybe it was genuinely an accident, or maybe she's just trying to run a surprise psychological experiment on you.

Whatever the reason, the next time you walk out of a teleporter? Congratulations, you are now the gender you previously were not. Surprise!

… now wat do?

RULES
★ enter teleporter.
★ exit teleporter.
★ suddenly notice something very wrong here.
★ react to surprise switching-of-bits.
★ tag around. (this can be either genderflipped or not. whichever provides the most lols, really.)
★ ???
★ profit!

Void where prohibited. Actual mileage may vary. Prices slightly higher west of the Mississippi. No animals were harmed during the production of this meme. Some names have been changed to protect the innocent. .gif only slightly related to contents of meme.
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gottakilldaves: (REVEEEEEEEENGE!!!!!!!!)

[personal profile] gottakilldaves 2011-05-14 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[> Jack: ABSCOND!

NOPE NOT WORKING

You kick around like a douchebag anyway.]

YOU FUCKING SHITFACED BITCH, PUT ME DOWN!

[identity profile] puppetfetishist.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
No, see, this is an opportunity I can't pass up. I've got you cuffed, I could just do so many terrible things to you right now. You don't even know, Jack.

I mean, if I were even more of a douche, I could fuck you, but the thing is I'm not down with doing that kind of thing without consent, because that's just wrong.

That doesn't rule out finding a mud puddle and leaving you in it, or photographing you with puppets in embarrassing positions on top of you, or putting a cute bow on your head and leaving you on a random person's doorstep.
gottakilldaves: (invisible hands? definitely stupid)

[personal profile] gottakilldaves 2011-05-14 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[> Jack: Continue to never have tact, ever.]

I'm completely fucking fine with fucking, just sayin'.

[...those other options sound less pleasant.

> Jack: Talk your way out of this.]

You can go to hell, dicktits! Put me down right now or I'll make you regret this for the rest of your fucking life!!

[identity profile] puppetfetishist.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
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Are you sure you're fine with fucking? Because it'd involve you staying tied up, me topping, and puppets.

So.


So many puppets.

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gottakilldaves: (ANGRY DANCING)

[personal profile] gottakilldaves 2011-05-14 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
...





[> Jack: Abort.]

What, you think you could top me? I don't even need my fucking arms for that, bitch!

[this is a horrible idea]

[identity profile] puppetfetishist.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
...

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Think it? I know it.


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gottakilldaves: (I KILLED YOUR BRO DWI)

[personal profile] gottakilldaves 2011-05-14 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[here let me handle this.

"JACK I AM HERE NOW AND IM LOOKING SO SEXY ALSO I HANDCUFFED YOU?"

"OOH MISS STRIDER OOH"

"LET'S DO IT"

"OKAY"

"AND I WILL LEAVE MY SHADES ON"

MEANWHILE WITHIN A 413 MILE RADIUS OF THIS EVENT:

PUPPETS RIPPING

MUTANT DAVES WEEPING (why bro why)

IT WAS AMAZING, THE END.]
gottakilldaves: (musa sapientum fixa est in aure)

[personal profile] gottakilldaves 2011-05-14 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[...And Jack was scarred for the rest of his life.]
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