OH GOD NOT ANOTHER MEME

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

RULE 63 MEME



HOKAY SO. Here's ze station.

Hypatia, in all her infinite wisdom and debatable sanity, has fucked around with the teleporter coding without actually telling anyone--until after the fact, anyway. Maybe it was genuinely an accident, or maybe she's just trying to run a surprise psychological experiment on you.

Whatever the reason, the next time you walk out of a teleporter? Congratulations, you are now the gender you previously were not. Surprise!

… now wat do?

RULES
★ enter teleporter.
★ exit teleporter.
★ suddenly notice something very wrong here.
★ react to surprise switching-of-bits.
★ tag around. (this can be either genderflipped or not. whichever provides the most lols, really.)
★ ???
★ profit!

Void where prohibited. Actual mileage may vary. Prices slightly higher west of the Mississippi. No animals were harmed during the production of this meme. Some names have been changed to protect the innocent. .gif only slightly related to contents of meme.

Comments

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

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[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

So. Thoughts on the inexplicable chickification?

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

I'm okay with it as long as it doesn't last for more than a few days.

'cause this is fun, but I'm gonna miss my dick.

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it misses you too. Sucks if this shit's permanent; you didn't even get a chance to kiss it goodbye.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Man, it's prolly sitting out in some dimensional pocket going I'M SO ALONE. NOBODY TO CARESS ME IN THE EVENINGS AND TELL ME I'M LOVED.

And when it gets back I'm going to give it the best welcome ever.



Anyway, how you holding up?

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

...'kay, after this discussion I'ma down a gallon of brain bleach. So if you hear explosive vomiting, don't get your newfound panties in a twist, it's coo'.

But I'm fine. Not the worst in terms of body fuckery.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[ SORRY DUDE YOU'RE BEING ATTACKED by a kind of tall and gangly boy with buckteeth. ]

Hi Dave!

[ HUG TIMES ARE GOoooooo whoa whoa Dave's a girl, this is awkward. ]

Um.

/also spams two icons

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

Egbert, what happened to y--

...fuck.

Hey, Jade.

yesssssss

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[ She grins. ]

You're so cute! Are you a girl now?

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

Apparently?

Is this just something that happens on crazy-ass space stations? Fuck, this is why I don't use the goddamn teleporters.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

I have no idea, I've never been on a space station before!

[ She grins. ] You're a really cute girl, though.