[What the fuck? Why would you even do that?! That's completely ridiculous and equally disgusting! The thought alone makes you hate yourself a little more, and it also kind of makes you want to jump out of the window in hopes of injuring yourself for such an idea!
Plus, that makes no sense. He's kind of FAR AWAY and YOU'RE HALFWAY OUT A WINDOW. You REJECT the notion of OPTION D.]
>B. What the fuck are you doing out here?
What the fuck are you doing out here?
[Yes. That's better. Just forget about your AWKWARD POSITION and LOOKING LIKE A DOOFUS. And forget about your initial thought of STICKING IT IN, too. Forget that forever.]
AHAHA WHOA.
[What the fuck? Why would you even do that?! That's completely ridiculous and equally disgusting! The thought alone makes you hate yourself a little more, and it also kind of makes you want to jump out of the window in hopes of injuring yourself for such an idea!
Plus, that makes no sense. He's kind of FAR AWAY and YOU'RE HALFWAY OUT A WINDOW. You REJECT the notion of OPTION D.]
>B. What the fuck are you doing out here?
What the fuck are you doing out here?
[Yes. That's better. Just forget about your AWKWARD POSITION and LOOKING LIKE A DOOFUS. And forget about your initial thought of STICKING IT IN, too. Forget that forever.]