DATING SIM MEME

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

DATING SIM MEME

♥ You are in Generic Anime High School Land in Generic Town Japan! You all have ADORABLE uniforms! And your goal is to... well. It's a dating sim. ♥
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread. That is, they have to make all the HARD CHOICES. ♥
♥ Each responder should supply a list of four options for the thread starter to choose from, as they are the victims potential dates! ♥
♥ Obviously people can switch up roles in different threads ♥
♥ RIDICULOUSNESS 8| ♥

♥ YAAAAAAAAAY ♥

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STARSCREAM

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

[Is currently trying to make nitroglycerin in the physics lab with orange juice and lye. ... it's for an experiment. It's not so he can blow up the teacher's lounge get out. Really.]



[no it is so he can blow up the teacher's lounge]

THIS WAS INEVITABLE.

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

What are you doing now?

A. Wouldn't you like to know?
B. SCIENCE! :D
C. Nothing! Go away!
D. Stick it in.

Megatron

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

_{[Just chillin' and drinking some tea.]}

SHOCKWAVE

[notsoloyal]

[YAY SCHOOL. YAY SCIENCE CLASS! YAY EXPERIMENTING ON ANIMALS IN THE CAFETERIA!]

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

... where did you find those rats?

a. They live under the fridge, duh.
b. I stole them from the lab
c. Outside.
d. Stick it in.

Garrus Vakarian

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

_{[Calibrating something. What it is and why exactly it needs calibrating will probably never be answered.]}

surprise possible character

[perceptivescope.livejournal.com]

[Also calibrating something mysterious]

a. Ask what he's calibrating
b. Ignore him. Keep calibrating.
c. Stare at him.
d. Calibrate him.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Rolls up behind him casually, as he is clearly a hall monitor or something, doing something interesting.]

Hey, you got a minute?

a. Ignore
b. Sorry Shepard, I'm a little busy. Can this wait until later?
c. Sure, we just got the cannon installed.
d. OHFUCK--WHY ARE YOU SNEAKING UP ON PEOPLE?

{...}

[idkmybffhanna.livejournal.com]

[Is the history professor. he is human for this thread okay. He's sitting outside on his lunch break under a tree, with a sandwich, reading a little Edgar Allen Poe]

/inevitable

[idkmybffzombie.livejournal.com]

[ Is actually a teenager this time, and chasing some paper being blown by the breeze across the grass. ]

Auuughh nononono!

> Help

> Observe

SKYFIRE

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

[In the science lab, doing his extra-credit work.]

/is evil

[notsoloyal]

[So wanted to use the lab.]

What are you doing in here?

• Ignore him.
• Obviously doing extra credit work, UNLIKE HIM.
• Explain to him slowly, because you're obviously nicer and smarter.
• PUMMEL HIM INTO THE GROUND! _

SOLLUX

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

[ busy hacking everything ever in his own little usual hiding spot ]

[ anyone who looks will get to see him working on a C++ assignment for class. sollux is expert toggler. ]

[karcrab.livejournal.com]

[and suddenly, a piece of crumpled notebook paper bounces off the back of Sollux's head. Unfortunately, Sollux's HIDING SPOT is no secret to HIS DUBIOUSLY TITLED BEST FRIEND. The assault of the paper ball is followed with a maybe too-loud greeting that's gruff, like someone who spends too much screaming his vocal chords raw and not enough time shutting the hell up.]

Hey, assface.

>Greet friend with THE COLD SHOULDER.
>Greet friend by throwing something inappropriately heavy right back at his face.
>Tell friend to fuck off and die in a fire.
>Hack friend's grades in PETTY, SILENT VENGEANCE.

ACADEMY!WASP

[zedlessusername.livejournal.com]

[HANGIN AROUND THE LOCKERS]

[BULLYING THE HICKS FOR FUN AND PROFIT]

Re: ACADEMY!WASP

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

[SHOVES INTO A LOCKER]

a. FIGHT BACK
b. Don't resist s-sob bullies
c. slip out and run away!
d. Allow this... and drag him in to stick it in.

Hanna-kun desu

[idkmybffzombie.livejournal.com]

[ It sucks being the only wizard in school. All the bigger kids beat you up and the girls keep taking out restraining orders just because you leave flashbang love letters in their shoe cubbies... ]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[OHAY it's that nerdy kid with the red hair who says he's a wizard. Shepard has the sudden urge to stuff him in a locker and rolls up in an accordingly menacing fashion.

Naturally, he spots her coming.]

What's up, Red?


a. OHCHRIST. NOT THE LOCKER.
b. Shuffle awkwardly.
c. Something suave and witty.
d. Lunchmoney hand over.

[descens.livejournal.com]

[ Shooting hoops in the gym like the sloven renaissance man jock that he is. Yes, he knows it's not P.E. period; get off his baaaack, student rep Hypatia-san. >:| ]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Tch, it's that asian basketball guy who never answers a question unless he feels like it. Also he's using the gym when it's clearly time for the wrestling team to be in there.

Up in her gym, disrupting her team? What a jerk.]

Hey, you, what are you doing in here?


a. Ignore.
b. Answer her question haughtily.
c. Slam dunk and then ignore.
d. What's it to you?

KARKAT VANTAS: DELINQUENT IDIOT

[karcrab.livejournal.com]

[God most brutally tsundere protag ever.

ANYWAY, this is Karkat, half-way out a window to ditch detention, carrying out a self implored mission known as OPERATION FUCK THIS SHIT. Do you catch him on his way out? Do you catch him as an onlooker down below?!]

IMAGINE HE IS HUMAN/TROLL SHAPED FOR THIS MEME.

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

_{[Garrus is standing just to the left of the window, fiddling with a smart phone. He blinks and looks up.]}

...what are you doing?

A. CLIMB BACK IN, CLIMB BACK IN!
B. What the fuck are you doing out here?
C. Nothing. Go away.
D. Stick it in.

DELTA

[alaspooryork]

[Hi my name is Delta and I am a nerd wasting my time studying in the library instead of doing anything cool]

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

[ oh hey, another nerd. subtly peeks over his shoulder and then takes a seat across from him to start working, but doesn't speak. sollux tends to be quiet with most people in real life, thanks to his horrendous lisp. ]

>A. ignore him
>B. ask him to leave
>C. ask what he's working on
>D. stick it in

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

[BAND KID. Kind of quietly keeping to himself. Bitches don't know about my CLARINET.]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Is that the clarinet kid from marching band? Nerd harass, GO.]

Hey, you.

a. IGNORE FERVENTLY.
b. YEAH, what's it to you?
c. Play clarinet.
d. Walk away quickly.

[hetoldstories.livejournal.com]

[Your English teacher. He's a decent guy, but he doesn't put up with slackers. SO DON'T BE A SLACKER.]

[idkmybffzombie.livejournal.com]

[ SLACKS. ]

> Call on him.

> Keep him after class.

> Confiscate his Dresden Files.

> "Extra credit."

[eighttotwelve.livejournal.com]

[The janitor. The very quiet, somehow stealthy janitor. Yeah, he's got his eye on you.]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Avoids him with all the stealthy grace of a teenager trying to sneak off to smoke and be a punk. Somehow, she fails spectacularly and almost walks into him as she cleverly rounds the corner toward the senior bathroom.

BLANK STARE and an AWKWARD PAUSE.]


a. Call her on the cigarette in her hand.
b. Stare back and step aside.
c. Ask for a smoke.
d. Crowd her space and give her the look.

VAULTIE now with better storyline

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[Vaultie is both head of the Glee Team and the Gun Club. It's such a ridiculous combination yet somehow he gets it done.

He is currently being nauseatingly helpful to everyone.]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[OHAY, it's that singing guy who shoots good. Shepard is in the Gun Club and is already impressed by him, even if he's a weird loner who acts like he was raised underground, sometimes.]

Sup'?

[She leans away from her lunch table and becons him over.]


a. Join her for lunch at the hardcore kids' table.
b. Ignore her and go about running errands for teachers.
c. Sit down at the table next to hers and stare at her awkwardly.
d. Other, possibly involving singing.

[modelscientist.livejournal.com]

_{[Hey look it's the Mordin kid, doing his geeky sciency stuff. You should bother him.]}

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[It's that Mordin guy, the one who got the top scores on the science exams. As this is Japan, he is both ostracized and admired for this skill.

Shepard, as a jock, is good at sports but not at exams. She clearly needs to get into college and needs his help to do it. She rolls up, looking uncomfortable and angry, and drops her bag down onto the table next to him.]

Hey. Help me study. [Awkward angry shuffle, possibly Japanese girl style look away.] Like, or whatever.

a. Um, no, kthx.
b. You need help with science?
c. Stare blankly.
d. JUMP and drop a book on her foot.

SHEPARD

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Since this is a Highschool AU: Shepard is totally out behind the gym, being hardcore and possibly drinking, like a badass teenager. She is also clearly sporting a leather jacket and carrying some form of sports equipment.]

Re: SHEPARD

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

_{[Garrus wanders up. He's something of a jock himself, but he gets decent grades. And he does his best to make sure that bullies and creeps get what's coming to them, mostly though being a hall monitor.]}

Shepard. What are you doing back here?

A. Nothing. Go away.
B. Ditching class, duh.
C. Having a drink. Want some?
D. You. *nudgenudgewinkwink*

[hatesbees.livejournal.com]

_{[It's the crazy future Wasp cousin of Wasp. Who has the same name. Being all weird and creepy, like usual.]}

lol so late D:

[hows-the-knee.livejournal.com]

[It's that weirdo goth kid, what's her problem, anyway?

Currently hunched over by herself, vandalizing a lunch table with her (illicit) pocket knife.]