Fuck off, no! I'm fine! I'm doing this intentionally, you asshole, and I'm not stuck!! What the fuck are you even doing, at least go text somewh— [Through your CONTINUOUSLY EXTENSIVE RANT about your LACK OF INEPTITUDE, you get a little worked up. In your PROTESTING TOO MUCH, your animated gesticulations cause you to go ahead and LOSE YOUR FOOTING.]
OHFUCK—
[Thankfully, your QUICK REFLEXES save you from your INEPTITUDE WHICH YOU ACTUALLY DON'T LACK. You're now AWKWARDLY DANGLING half out the window, like some kind of DETENTION DINGLEBERRY. A leg is over the cill, the other against the wall outside, and your arms are straining on either side of your in leg.
Frankly, it's a decidedly EMBARRASSING and EMASCULATING display.]
NOR I BB hope this sudden swap in POV format is ok.
Fuck off, no! I'm fine! I'm doing this intentionally, you asshole, and I'm not stuck!! What the fuck are you even doing, at least go text somewh— [Through your CONTINUOUSLY EXTENSIVE RANT about your LACK OF INEPTITUDE, you get a little worked up. In your PROTESTING TOO MUCH, your animated gesticulations cause you to go ahead and LOSE YOUR FOOTING.]
OHFUCK—
[Thankfully, your QUICK REFLEXES save you from your INEPTITUDE WHICH YOU ACTUALLY DON'T LACK. You're now AWKWARDLY DANGLING half out the window, like some kind of DETENTION DINGLEBERRY. A leg is over the cill, the other against the wall outside, and your arms are straining on either side of your in leg.
Frankly, it's a decidedly EMBARRASSING and EMASCULATING display.]