http://karcrab.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] karcrab.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp 2010-10-12 05:07 am (UTC)

oh. EXCELLENT!!

>D. Repair your damaged ego by insulting him.

[This obviously isn't the best option for you to take, as you're AT RISK OF BREAKING YOUR BONE NOOK from a potentially TERRIBLE FALL. But apparently, as usual, your NAPOLEON'S COMPLEX and DEEP ROOTED INSECURITY overstates the importance of your health.]

How about you calibrate a way for me to give even half a fuck?! Why would I want you to step in!? I have this under control, you fucking assbag! I wouldn't have even gotten into this situation if you didn't fucking shove your hideous sniffnode up my exitchute about what wasn't your own fucking business! Fuck you and the idiot musclebeast you rode in on!!

[Oh god, it's like a dam breaking. Despite your vehement SHOUTFEST MONOLOGUE, the strained TREMBLING OF YOUR ARMS says otherwise, but your ego is a CRUEL TYRANT, much more than you could ever hope to be. You persevere.]

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