>A. Make his job more difficult, just to spite him.
[You decide to make this as difficult as possible just to make Garrus miserable. After all, you're all for SPITEFUL VENGEANCE, often disregarding how PETTY AND IMMATURE it is. Your urge to spite grows in NERVOUS REFLEX from the feel of this random idiot YOU DEFINITELY DON'T GIVE ANY SHITS ABOUT trying to ease you down, and so you decide to kick at him. You scream about how he's obviously doing it all wrong. What a wily little ingrate you are!
Unfortunately, the CONTINUOUS THOUGH SLIGHT MOTION of your SENSELESS CHILDISH FLAILING, you end up HELPING YOURSELF DOWN into an UNDIGINIFIED HEAP atop Garrus. This wasn't at all intentional, nor was it in order to facilitate awkward feelings. But no less, while participating in an embarrassing ALIEN HEAPATHON, you find yourself distracted by his PIERCING EYES. The awkward feelings are there.
In addition to causing a chain reaction of clusterfuckery by unintentionally plowing through each of your options, you punch YOUR SAVIOR in the face.]
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[You decide to make this as difficult as possible just to make Garrus miserable. After all, you're all for SPITEFUL VENGEANCE, often disregarding how PETTY AND IMMATURE it is. Your urge to spite grows in NERVOUS REFLEX from the feel of this random idiot YOU DEFINITELY DON'T GIVE ANY SHITS ABOUT trying to ease you down, and so you decide to kick at him. You scream about how he's obviously doing it all wrong. What a wily little ingrate you are!
Unfortunately, the CONTINUOUS THOUGH SLIGHT MOTION of your SENSELESS CHILDISH FLAILING, you end up HELPING YOURSELF DOWN into an UNDIGINIFIED HEAP atop Garrus. This wasn't at all intentional, nor was it in order to facilitate awkward feelings. But no less, while participating in an embarrassing ALIEN HEAPATHON, you find yourself distracted by his PIERCING EYES. The awkward feelings are there.
In addition to causing a chain reaction of clusterfuckery by unintentionally plowing through each of your options, you punch YOUR SAVIOR in the face.]