http://cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2011-06-08 01:08 pm
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KINK MEME - get your porn on

KINK MEME



1. A total of one request per comment.
2. If you make a request, try to fill one too, please!
3. ?!?!?!?!
4. Have fun!
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(Anonymous) 2011-06-09 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Pudge/Alejandro.

[identity profile] selfkismesis.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
karkat will fill those pails with his tears.
circuitry: (WH4T D1D YOU DO?)

[personal profile] circuitry 2011-06-09 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
bb I think you're doing it wrong..........................

(But no really, I'm writing a fill.)

[identity profile] cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
> See Mass Effect.

Because it didn't get filled last time.

(Anonymous) 2011-06-09 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Shepard/Hallucination!Garrus
notsoloyal: (bot/bath/ con bubbles)

STORY TIME WITH PUDGE... i apologize for this anon

[personal profile] notsoloyal 2011-06-09 05:37 am (UTC)(link)

One day Pudge was at the beach. The sun was out, and it was a very hot day. Why whatever was a cute spider supposed to do in such heat that could very well cause ants to spontaneously combust?

That was when it happened. Pudge's favorite person (next to Skyfire of course) happened along, humming a happy tune. ALEJANDRO! He would save a poor little spider from the murderous heat. And Pudge could already see the glorious sanctuary of shade.




It was all in a matter of seconds that Pudge darted up Alejandro's swim trunks, and Alejandro screamed and fainted like a little girl. A scream and swoon, that just told Pudge that Alejandro loved him and he could camp out under the leg of those swim trunks all day if he wanted.




...



Although Pudge couldn't help but wonder why, the next time Alejandro went to the beach, it was in a speedo rather than his shady swim trunks.

[identity profile] cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
god damn it corny i love you with all of my love
notsoloyal: (bot/wave/ never come back now)

[personal profile] notsoloyal 2011-06-09 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
this was the only thing i could fill without making people's eyes bleed. SO THIS IS WHAT YOU GET. alejandro in a speedo. i cannot accept love for this hideous idea

[identity profile] cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
this is fucking beautiful
notsoloyal: (oh/ here we go again)

[personal profile] notsoloyal 2011-06-09 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
i'm pretty sure this zoomed right on past beautiful. but thank you

[identity profile] chozobloodrites.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
dklslds and the entire time I was thinking of this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYAlB1Kxayc).

Re: STORY TIME WITH PUDGE... i apologize for this anon

[identity profile] notyourchauffer.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
ffff hahahah best ever
notsoloyal: (ha/ this tea is laughable)

[personal profile] notsoloyal 2011-06-09 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
pfffft oh red dwarf. alejandro is lucky there's no nest in his swim trunks
notsoloyal: (bot/cheers/ i'm going to be overcharged)

[personal profile] notsoloyal 2011-06-09 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
/bows

(Anonymous) 2011-06-09 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
hot Jack on Jack action. A Jack on Jack on Jack is fine too.

(Anonymous) 2011-06-09 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
Black-One/Zaeed/Thane.

DO IT UP. ZAEED SANDWICH.

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
This is now my otp and I love you in all the ways

All of them

[identity profile] chozobloodrites.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
It had started with a fight.

Alejandro had said something that was probably derogatory and Samus got all huffed up about it. The thing is, it was her choice to take it to the physical plane. Alejandro had put up a good fight, enough to even impress the likes of Samus, but in the end she had been trained in combat where Alejandro was just an engineer.

She kicked him to the floor of the workshop with a painful thud, knocking the air right out of him. He took a breath to savor the sudden need for oxygen only to get it knocked out of him again as Samus moved right on top of him, pinning him down.

"I win."

Her face remained passive at the boast, but her eyes smouldered in a primal gaze with the fire of victory. His gaze shifted to the way her chest moved as she gathered her breath ... and also that little fact that she was fucking straddling him starting something primal within Alejandro as well.

"Looks like you did."

"Hm. I think I deserve a prize."

As she spoke Samus moved her hips ever-so-slightly, perhaps even deliberately, and a wave of excitement ran through Alejandro. Holy shit. At that moment he was 70% sure he was going to get laid. He placed a hand on her thigh and gave a grin.

"Well, shit, I could help with that."

Her lips gave the slightest tug at the corners of her mouth and she leaned in, brushing her cheek against his and whispering into his ear.

"I want you ... to make me a sandwich."

"Yeah- What?!"

Samus bolted back upright and crossed her arms against her chest. Her eyes no longer a smoulder but an ice cold shower, her face once more completely impassive. Any sort of mood Alejandro was thrown completely out the window, replaced with confusion, anger, and a suddenly very misplaced boner.

"You offered to help."

"I thought I was going to get some!"

"Then we encountered a serious misunderstanding. Now are you going to make me a sandwich or not?"

"Wha- fuck no!"

"All right. We're done here."

Briskly she stood up and strode across the room, opened the door and slammed it shut behind her.

"Wait! You fucking-

Son of a-

"

He flopped back onto the floor and gave a grunt of manly sorrow. It looked like it was going to be him and Mrs. Robo-hand again.

Fuck everything.
notsoloyal: (font/ you can't beat the bunny logic)

[personal profile] notsoloyal 2011-06-09 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
/stupid stories. writes them. ah yeah

[identity profile] cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WOULD HAPPEN AND I REGRET NOTHING.

(Anonymous) 2011-06-09 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Jade/All the Daves

(Anonymous) 2011-06-10 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Hawke wakes up as M!Hawke, gets Fenris to rub her beard.

[identity profile] chozobloodrites.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
I BET YOU REGRET NOT GETTING POONTANG AW SNAP.

[identity profile] cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
man

i almost got to tap that

man

Thanks, Plurk memes.

[identity profile] cupcake-dress.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Kaylee jumps Alejandro.

He talks engineering and dat arm has a ~vibrate setting~.
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