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WALK OF SHAME MEME
The Morning After (After)

♂ Post with your character!
♀ Assume they [your character] have just stumble back from a wild night of debauchery. [ Their hair is a mess, their clothes are either rumbled or someone else's ]
♂ Reply to other such comments as either the embarrassed partner also stumbling home, an asshole friend come to tease, or a hapless passerby who feels compelled to tell you your pants are on backwards.
♀ Think of it as a mystery game! Where have they been all night? Who with? Why do they smell like shame and ten dollar wine?

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[Dude why are you in my garage, did you get lost or something.]

You look like you had ti many martoonis, there.

Oh.

It's you.

Yeah.

This is my garage, after all.

[He likes you ::3]

[He groans and holds his head.]

Sorry.

No skin off my teeth, friend. Y'know, I've heard eating a greasy ham sandwich out of a dirty ashtray'll clear that hangover right up.

Of course, I've also heard that water helps too, if you can't find the sandwich or ashtray.

[He whimpers and sits down and kind of just. Curls up. He can get pretty small for such a big guy.]

Water please...

['Cade' just sort of looks at him in all his fetal position glory for a bit. At least he hushes his voice a little?] ... They usually only tell you to do that when your plane is crashing, y'know.

[But they, you ask and he shall provide. Semi-solid holos are the best at glasses of water.] One glass of water, with my inside voice on the house.

Thank you...

[He practically whimpers and takes the water, unfolding just enough to drink it.]

Welcome.

[Charlie you are lucky he keeps those things so this place looks lived-in.]

Need a ride home?

In a while, if you don't mind.

[He scrubs his face with his hands. Oh frag it all.]

Are you a Decepticon?

Take your time.

[How many conversations have we had before you finally asked that.]

Lemme guess, the shield gave it away. I'm not going to squash you and laugh maniacally, if that's what you're worried about.

[He shakes his head.]

No... if you tried I'd have to fight you, and I don't care for frighting.

[He doesn't sound remotely worried.]

[He shifts to lean his holoform against his own hood.]

Why is it that everyone always thinks I'm going to show up and murder them horribly, just because they've got a different symbol than me?

[Just so. Casually 'blah' about it.]

Because it's been that way for millions of years apparently?

Don't get me wrong. I've had plenty of Decepticon friends. I was one originally before things went all... bad. A long time ago. You know. Before it meant that a majority were murderers and whatnot.

No offense but that's just the way it's been.

[He pauses to groan and hold his head.]

Yeah, well. Fact one? If your Megatron wasn't a jet and then a tank in recent history, I've probably got no beef with you.

Don't make a habit of brawling with non-Tyran Autobots, unless it's in the arena and I stand t'make money on it.

[Not that he's going to deny that he's a murderer, anyway, but he has standards.]

Take it easy, there.

Mmm. Good to know.

[He whimpers and curls back up.]

M'neutral now, anyways. Well. Sorta.

Except for the part where you're still an Autobot at Spark?

[Shockwave explained you. No need to deny it~]

I wasn't an Autobot to begin with. But their morals agree with me more.

Don't have t'wear the symbol to be one, in some way or another. Seen that myself, in the past.

I suppose. I'd rather just be... myself, though.

We're all what the war made of us, though. Ain't we?

[... Barricade is suddenly far too sober for this conversation, and he has no highgrade with which to get drunk fast. Subject change!]

So what sent you'n your hangover all the way here, you poor thing?

Ugh...

I got lost I guess. My head isn't very clear. I;m sorry to impose.

Ain't a big deal. Not like I was in the middle of something important like reconnecting somebot's spark or anything.

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