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WALK OF SHAME MEME
The Morning After (After)

♂ Post with your character!
♀ Assume they [your character] have just stumble back from a wild night of debauchery.  [ Their hair is a mess, their clothes are either rumbled or someone else's  ]
♂ Reply to other such comments as either the embarrassed partner also stumbling home, an asshole friend come to tease, or a hapless passerby who feels compelled to tell you your pants are on backwards.
♀ Think of it as a mystery game! Where have they been all night? Who with? Why do they smell like shame and ten dollar wine?

Comments

[recompiling]

[You have such a trustworthy face asldkfjlkjs enjoy that mini tensing-up freakout he's having.
... Not that he's going to reject the help, but still.]

What?

[HE WASN'T DOING ANYTHING, WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?]

[a_perfect_end]

[See there? You feel stable enough to try and pull away. That's an improvement already. ♥ ]

I dunno. [Trustworthy face, huh? Have all the grinning.] You tell me.

[BECAUSE HE'S HUNDREDS OF CYCLES OLDER THAN YOU AND HE'S DONE THIS WALK BEFORE? You didn't hear that.]

[recompiling]

[You have a funny view of freakouts, Clu. He cranes his head back into suitable 'bzuh?!' position.]

... Nothing to tell.

[NOTHING HE WANTS TO TELL ANYWAY. And yes he did. He so heard that.]

[a_perfect_end]

[Shh, shh, it is the best view. Especially from this angle.

Changing tactics, brb]

You were kind of in a hurry, there.

[TOUGH. SPILL. Shut up he did not there is no way.]

[recompiling]

[Anon is not so sure about that. ... are you trying to say that I am small?]

Had somewhere to get.

[That somewhere was 'far, far away'. And WHAT, YOU DON'T KNOW ALREADY, HE THOUGHT YOU WERE STALKING HIM. Are you sure, Clu? Are you completely sure?]