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WALK OF SHAME MEME
The Morning After (After)

♂ Post with your character!
♀ Assume they [your character] have just stumble back from a wild night of debauchery.  [ Their hair is a mess, their clothes are either rumbled or someone else's  ]
♂ Reply to other such comments as either the embarrassed partner also stumbling home, an asshole friend come to tease, or a hapless passerby who feels compelled to tell you your pants are on backwards.
♀ Think of it as a mystery game! Where have they been all night? Who with? Why do they smell like shame and ten dollar wine?

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[a_perfect_end]

[You are not Jarvis, and this is not his comb.

What even happened last night?

AWK. WARD. PAUSE.]

...Thanks.

[Resume operation: combing as if existence depends on it.]

ffff, oh Clu

[recompiling]

[Dude, he was going to ask you to explain last night.]

Welcome.
... Greetings, Clu.

[HELLO BY THE WAY]

[a_perfect_end]

[No, no, no asking! Bad idea. He doesn't remember.

BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BR--]

Huh?

...Greetings.

['Sup? Just. Chillin' in this hallway. Half-dressed. Combing like a fiend. HOW ARE YOU, LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU FOR A MINUTE.]

[recompiling]

Your clothes are half-decompiled.

[He says, cocking his head in curiosity. NO LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S SUDDENLY HERE.]

Why?