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WALK OF SHAME MEME
The Morning After (After)

♂ Post with your character!
♀ Assume they [your character] have just stumble back from a wild night of debauchery.  [ Their hair is a mess, their clothes are either rumbled or someone else's  ]
♂ Reply to other such comments as either the embarrassed partner also stumbling home, an asshole friend come to tease, or a hapless passerby who feels compelled to tell you your pants are on backwards.
♀ Think of it as a mystery game! Where have they been all night? Who with? Why do they smell like shame and ten dollar wine?

Comments

[theuserabides]

Oh, so this is an example?

[He gestures with his coffee mug.

Your shirt's buttoned wrong, by the way.]

[popcorngifs.livejournal.com]

I may have been working in the dark this time, but I make a point not to break habit.

[ He tops them both off in the ensuing silence that was as comfortable as ever.

At least he isn't a Jedi. ]

[theuserabides]

[Pure jealousy. Everyone wants to be a Jedi.]

Speaking of which, you didn't forget your pager, did you?

[popcorngifs.livejournal.com]

Didn't I just say I don't like to break habit? [ To demonstrate, he pulls out the mentioned pager. ]

Never leave home, or galaxy, without it.

[theuserabides]

We'll write off the long distance charges as a business expense.

[He chases some syrup around his plate with a bit of pancake.]

[popcorngifs.livejournal.com]

Way ahead of you.

[ He grimaces ]

You should really be watching what you eat in the morning.

[theuserabides]

Hmm. How about you do my worrying, and I'll eat your pancakes so you're not tempted?

[Equitable division of labor.]